^ Is right, but to be honest, I've never had one, and I'm quite happy with that, anyone who's not has the problem, not me.

Once upon a time there was a begining, then a middle, and here's the end.

^ Is absolutely correct, now, what was I saying....

^ Has hit the nail on the head, one keeps forgetting

^ Has one of the best avatars I've ever seen!

^Has an incredibly fascinating last name, one akin to armour worn in fantasy stories/games, and I like that

^Has the same last name as one of the 'Carry On' actors, Kenneth Williams, "Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh, Matron............"

Hens lay an average of 257 eggs a year.

There are more sheep in Wales (UK), than there are people.

^Has a real life friend of mines picture as an avatar for one of their characters...