Shortest ever Scottish story?

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Kevin, Lord Kilbane
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Shortest ever Scottish story?

Post by Kevin, Lord Kilbane » Sun Nov 26, 2017 9:45 am

On a hill there stood a coo, he's ran away, he's no' there noo!

*Bows* "I thank you" :-)
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Re: Shortest ever Scottish story?

Post by Shedrick » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:49 pm

Can you translate that for us non-Scotts, please? lol

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Re: Shortest ever Scottish story?

Post by Kevin, Lord Kilbane » Mon May 13, 2019 4:39 pm

Shedrick wrote:
Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:49 pm
Can you translate that for us non-Scotts, please? lol
Original - "On a hill there stood a coo, he ran away, he's no there noo"

Translation - "On a hill there stood a cow, he ran away, he's not there now"
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